Posts tagged birth

So this is a pretty well known book. And it is very  informative. Short of eating Bill Cosby’s brain and trying to absorb ‘fatherlyness’ through some sort of morbid osmosis,  this is a pretty good start to becoming somewhat less of a fuckdunce in the eyes of oh pregnant one.

One problem though. The rhetoric. Dad’s pregnant too? When your significant other has been up all night dry heaving the taco bell you stupidly bought to sustain her, it’s probably best not to burst into the bathroom with a shit eating grin saying “It’s ok sweetness. I’m pregnant too!”

This is a sure fire way to have her fist a honey dew melon up your urethra while screaming “Yes, you are!“ 

Read the book. But don’t repeat all of the well meaning sound bites if you value the   elasticity of your pee hole.

There is a lot of baby advice out there. A little of it (maybe about 1%) directed at the father. Most of this is either;

A: Condescending (“Don’t hollow out your newborn and use her as a bong”) or

B: ‘put-offingly new agey’ (“How to vulcan mind-meld with your fetus”)

At FAQdaddy, we aim to provide a little wisdom and experience to newcomers, who want a little fatherly advice on things they maybe don’t want to ask their father about. Oh, and for once, you’ll hopefully actually enjoy reading it too.

So ask us anything!

Note: Actually, don’t ask us medical stuff… We have only one doctor here and his PhD is in Mixology.