Where’s the advice?

There is a lot of baby advice out there. A little of it (maybe about 1%) directed at the father. Most of this is either;
A: Condescending (“Don’t hollow out your newborn and use her as a bong”) or
B: ‘put-offingly new agey’ (“How to vulcan mind-meld with your fetus”)
At FAQdaddy, we aim to provide a little wisdom and experience to newcomers, who want a little fatherly advice on things they maybe don’t want to ask their father about. Oh, and for once, you’ll hopefully actually enjoy reading it too.
So ask us anything!
Note: Actually, don’t ask us medical stuff… We have only one doctor here and his PhD is in Mixology.